BAPE Signal Pocket Torch.

If you thought Supreme was the only go-to for idiotic overpriced novelty pieces (Supreme Brick anyone?),  Don't forget BAPE, who were the OG when it comes to silly collectibles.  Back in the day they were producing BATHING APE mouse mats way before Supreme dared risking anything other than skateboards.

BAPE have reminded us that they can do useless stuff too, with this branded keychain torch, that casts the BAPE Gorilla Head logo on the wall when turned on.  Available now, this slice of novelty idiocy costs £50, before it reaches the aftermarket.