Just a few short weeks ago we wrote about the return of Vertu to the mobile phone space, and how pleased we were that the font of endless comedic content had returned. No sooner than us saying that, Vertu has already released something which can only be described as faintly ridiculous.
The new Agent Q from Vertu manages to combine both an utter lack of taste, with gauche and gaudy exteriors, with the worst excesses of modern hyperbole, by featuring "AI", without any clear meaning of what it actually does. According to the marketing guff it is exclusively for high net worth individuals, with a toolbox of of AI agents for all the needs of the users, yet just as with the laughable Amazon "AI" stores that turned out to be merely cameras connected to a call centre, this connects to a human concierge, Thereby rendering the AI element as useless as it truly is. Don't forget the useless "wings" on the back!
Available now starting from £7,000 up to over £100,000.00 for the most blinged out version. Buy now! Or not if you have any sense.
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