Thursday, 7 February 2013

Gresso Hypoallergenic Cruiser Titanium Phone.


Gresso has been known for some time for producing exclusive limited edition phones which have two very distinct characteristics, one, they are very expensive, two, they are very ugly.  With almost no exception, every phone Gresso has produced has been expensive and ugly, they are like the ugly cousin of Vertu who nobody likes to talk to, yet somehow, they are fantastically successful, and continue to trot out ugly phone after ugly phone, and rich people keep buying them.

We are happy to announce therefore, that for the first time, Gresso is producing a phone which actually doesn't look too bad.  The Gresso Cruiser Titanium series, which they are so proud of they have straight off the bat produced three editions, and one special edition, almost as if they are so shocked the design team managed to produce something that doesn't look like a brick they want to cash in, fast!  We will be concentrating on the limited edition Hypoallergenic model in this article.


The Hypoallergenic model is produced in a limited quantity of just 555 pieces, and is made from special high-precision titanium which is used in the aerospace industry, the material is hand polished for 16 hours, using a specially developed technology, and then the singe piece of titanium goes through a hand milling technique, and is given it's own serial and production number, the circular matt steel keys on the front, the trademark of Gresso, work exceptionally well against the coal black front, and solid tempered  glass display.

All of this gorgeousness costs a mere £2000, which is significantly cheaper than many of Gresso's products, but who knows?  Perhaps the only reason Gresso was successful is because the products were big and ugly, maybe now they have produced a less expensive (but still very expensive), and really attractive handset, they will fail dramatically?  Maybe rich people bought them "ironically", saying to each other at parties "look at my new Gresso, it was much more expensive, and is much uglier than yours".

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