Goldgenie's Solid Gold And Solid Gold Diamond Studded "Superstar" iPhone 5's.

It's Friday (well it is here), so it must be time for a gold clad ludicrously over-priced iPhone, and here she is.  Goldgenie, the people behind the amazing Will & Kate commemorative solid gold iPhone, amongst many other great hits, and who could comfortably give Alexander Amosu a run for his money in the area of overpriced precious metal and gem clad phones, have gone ahead and produced a new range of iPhone 5's in solid 18k gold, and titled them the "Superstar" range.

The basic superstar is solid gold, and, like all the models in this new range, has an unusual square check pattern all over its body, which, loath as we are to admit it, actually looks quite attractive, however, the chance are if you are interested in acquiring a solid gold iPhone, discretion and attractive are probably not watchwords for you, therefore, please direct your attention to the "Superstar Ice", solid gold, with either 364 Sapphires, of 364 brilliant cut Diamonds.

Forgetting the practicality and assumed discomfort of having 364 nubbly little gemstones poking your fingers every time you hold your phone in your hand, prices are £48,000 for the "normal" superstar, and £68,000 for the Sapphire or Diamond studded version.

But wait, theres more, wondering if it's worth it still? well, let me allay any such fears, each model will come in a sophisticated cherry oak finished box, with apple ear-pods, USB power adapter and authentication certificate, now if that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will.